Went to Kuala Lumpur with the girls a few weeks ago, and it was pretty fun. I have to say that Zouk in Malaysia is waaayyy better than the Zouk in Singapore. The people look better, the music is better, and the drinks are cheaper. Can't complain!
Wasn't very impressed with Malaysian food in general, even though I have to point out that their seafood is yummy and a third of the prices in Singapore. The rest of the food...too much MSG and too much oil. Could do without. The Klang bakuteh was awesome tho!
Arrived at the airport 1.5h before the flight back. At the budget terminal, so we had to make do with our options and settled on a local restaurant that pretty much only had nasi lemak left. After the meal, we walked around the few shops that they had, and spent a significant amount of time at DFS.
Since we had already checked in, we figured we had plenty of time.
Wrong.
After leisurely making our way through immigrations and standing in line to screen our bags, I casually took a glance at my watch. And again. 15 minutes to take off???
We cut the line for screening and dashed off to the gate. Gerry in front, me following behind (Gerry must have been a sprinter or something in high school...), and Ariane troddling behind while texting waaaay behind us. When I got to the gate, I knew we were too late from the look of dismay on Gerry's face.
And we HAD to book the latest Jetstar flight for the whole day. 10.50pm. :/
The guy at the gate suddenly, upon our pleas and sullen faces, had a burst of emotion on his face and exclaimed: Tiger airways! 1130am! You can still make it! Gogogogogo!
Gerry dashed off again, and I tried to follow suit, while frantically trying to find Ariane.
She was lounging on a chair texting on the phone, calm as the sea.
"Ariane!!! We need to go!!!" I yelled across while starting on the stairs up.
For those who are not familiar with the budget terminal, they have this brilliant setup where they separate the gates into two or three major areas with their own set of immigration booths. Which means, we need to exit the boarding area to the ticketing area in order to get to the Tiger airways gate.
I was panting and gasping upon reaching the top of the stairs just in time to see Gerry sprint through the X-ray detector (where many signs saying "NO EXIT" are posted all around. Also, there is a stream of people waiting to scan their bags to get in in the opposite direction with officers standing there.). I hear the sensor alarm go off and Gerry stopped in mid-stride, with wary eyes looking frantically around her. No reaction from the officers. She jumps over the barrier and dashes off.
I sighed, and did the same. And about 10 secs later, I hear the sensor go off again so I knew that Ariane has done it as well. Gerry ran through the immigration booths as well, and I was so shocked and amazed that nobody has apprehended her yet that I followed suit. I found her finally at the Tiger ticketing booth, where she told us that the tiger flight is completely booked.
We then went back dejectedly to the Jetstar counter where the guy told us the next flight is at 610am. We wanted to get tickets but he said we can't get them until 4am. But this is not the lowest point of my life.
At this point, we are covered in dried sweat, super hungover from the night before (Gerry and I slept maybe 3 hours, Ariane slept slightly more), and super tired. And it was only 11pm.
So we tried to find a hotel for the night. Went to the info counter and the lady gave us the contact number of the only hotel that was not an hr away. We asked them if they can call for us, and they said no. And their response was "They probably will not pick up anyway, and are fully booked". THEN WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THE NUMBER IN THE FIRST PLACE???
After which, they said "oh, can try to book online", and winningly told us that the airport offers THREE WHOLE HOURS of free wifi. Gee, thanks.
Gerry tried to look up available rooms. Lo and behold, they were fully booked. Also didn't pick up the phone. F***ers. At this point, I was super down. Called my mum, bawled for a few minutes. Call Deron, bawled for a few more.
I was going to have to spend the night here. But this is not the lowest point of my life.
We went to the airport free seating area, which was a total of maybe 20 seats, but there were maybe about 50 people. People were sleeping on the chairs, on the floor, everywhere!!! We settled into a booth in the cafe which was right next to the seating area (pretty much just an extension of the airport since there are no walls). I noticed the service staff behind the counter staring at us, so I went over and explained the situation. The guys grappled with himself for about 10 seconds when he finally just consented to us staying there with a rapid nod of the head and that was all.
Five minutes later, his co-worker came over and asked us fiercely "You want sleep? You buy drink!" Ohhhhh. We bought two bottles of mineral water (which was probably the most expensive in the terminal because the cafe was deserted. I mean, people would rather sleep on the floor than buy a drink. It was about a dollar fifty in USD. At this point, Gerry started laughing and in seconds, we were all laughing. "We are pushing 30, really shouldn't be in situations like this..." I said, and we laughed even harder. "Can't believe we have to buy mineral water to get lodging for the night..." Hehe.
I decided to wash off my makeup and change to glasses. And pee. Bad idea. I was peeing in the stall, thinking about how sad my life was at that point when rain descended upon me. Rain! I yelled and squirmed and ran out of the stall. The toilet was sheltered so what the.... I looked over and turns out, it was a shower cubicle next to my stall and somebody was having too much fun with the shower sprays. Now, this, is the lowest point of my life.
The plastic chairs were so hard, I really dunno how Gerry does it, but she slept so comfortably the whole night! Every one of us were grabbing on tight to our bags, and trying to get some sleep. We woke up at 4am, and had to wait around till 5 to get to the gate. We weren't taking any chances, so we just waited around the gate.
Got dinked at immigrations since our passports said we are officially out of the country but erm, we are still in Malaysia. Oops. Maybe the dashing through customs wasn't a great idea..... This really fierce officer berated us for about 5 minutes before letting us through. Whew!
At the gate, two white guys tried to make conversation with us. They came over and sat right across from us, with about an inch of legroom and started talking about how they would love someone to show them around Singapore. Gerry immediately covered her head with the hood, and I don't think Ariane actually realized it at the time because she started inspecting her feet and pedicure and picking at it. Ha!
Finally boarded the plane at dawn, never been so happy to be on a budget flight.
:)