Things that I've never quite figured out:

1) The existence of toilet bowl seat covers. How does a piece of paper that is easily teared by fluids actually protect us? It's not even anti-bacterial. -_-

2) Why planes turn off all lights during take off

3) Why luxury sports cars are always owned by old peeps who drive like snails.

4) Why small convenience stores here are more often than not, owned by Indians

5) Why girls are called "shawty" in hip hop

6) George Bush as president

7) Why people on Jeopardy know absolutely everything

8) Why gas prices are rounded up to 9/10 of a cent